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WILD GROWTH HAIR OIL SOS (Soap Opera Series)
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The Grapevine Incident
Case #147286. Grapevine Medical Center, Grapevine TX, USA. Contessa Lee Blair, African American female, age 30, has been held in quarantine for over 15 days. The State Department of Public Health has ordered local authorities to place Ms. Blair under quarantine for "an indefinite period of time". Their last report identifies the subject as a "high contagion risk". Neither the nature or the cause of her condition has been disclosed. To date, 9/25/97, public health officials have not shed any light as to what danger to herself and others Ms. Blair poses.
On September 26, 1997, Wild Growth Co. investigators arrive on the scene and recieve clearance to conduct an interview with Ms. Blair which began at 9:10 AM. In the recorded interview that follows much of the mystery and confusion of Contessa Blair's case is cleared up:
Inteviewer: "When did you notice that something out of the ordinary was occuring
to you?"
Ms. Blair: "My family and friends noticed it weeks before I did and had been
telling me about it; but I didn't pay them any attention until I really
noticed for myself that something weird was happening on the night that Princess Diane had her fatal accident. That's how I can remember when it first hit me.That night I was sitting on the living room sofa watching T.V. when I noticed a light caress-like feeling on my shoulders and also between my shoulder blades. I froze... and when I did, the caressing stopped. But I still felt something that was resting on me, ever so lightly.
I got myself together and got up to go to the bathroom mirror to see what was on me. As I moved, again I felt that light caressing; but I kept on moving because I just had to find out what was happening to me. After what seemed to be an eternity of being gently violated by unseen hands, I made it through the bathroom doorway. When I looked in the mirror, I immediately fell down on my knees in tears and uncontrollably kept on crying to myself with these words, 'I never knew what shoulder length hair felt like!' What I saw in that mirror was shoulder length hair for the first time in my life. I had always dreamed of looking good with shoulder length hair but never figured on how it would actually feel on me!
Interviewer: "Do you believe that you have been psychologically or emotionally injured from this experience? Is it still affecting you today?
Ms. Blair: "That night I was scared and stressed out because I didn't know what was happening to me. I guess that experience will be permanently and deeply etched in my memory. But I don't think that this is necessarily a bad thing. The idea that something that I never before had in my life suddenly comes into my life and then never goes away is quite scary. But shoulder length hair is something that I feel I can live with as long as I let go of the idea that 'this will go away and things will be back to normal'. It only hurts when I have to remind myself. So I would rather come to grips with the fact that shoulder length hair is here and won't go away. I believe any experience becomes a positive one if you see it as growth rather than a liability.
Interviewer: "Did the Department of Public Health officials or the medical staff here tell you what danger to yourself or others you represent? Furthermore, did they find out why you had and continue to have this experience?"
Ms. Blair: "They are holding me here because alot of my family members, friends and associates have had sudden pleasant hair transformation experiences shortly after I had mine. The government believed that my symptoms have somehow spread to them through some sort of virus. But other than long, thick, soft, relaxed, shiny and, I must admit beautiful hair, they haven't found anything wrong that could be dangerous to anyone. I guess they were just afraid that something so powerfully infectuous for spreading good can also potentially spread bad the same way. But now that they just found out that it was only Wild Growth Hair Oil with all-natural ingredients, no chemicals, and no harmful side-effects that did all this, they are just going to have to let me go.
Wild Growth Co. investigators submitted both the interview and their conclusions to the Department of Public Health. On September 27, 1997 the Department of Public Health released Contessa Lee Blair from quarantine at the Grapevine Medical Center with a  federal mandate declaring her free of all public health risks with a recommendation that she resume her normal life.
Based on their conclusive report, the Department of Public Health issued the following public alert messages:
1. "Wild Growth Syndrome" is a recent epidemiological phenomenon afflicting indviduals with extremely coarse, dry and tangled hair as is commonly found among  most Africans and many Middle Easterners.
   2. The condition manifests itself in a variety of symptoms most of which are present in every case.
3. Hair conditioning symptoms are of sudden  "fulminative" onset. They include relaxed texture of hair, softer hair, radically more manageable hair, hair which can be combed, brushed, braided, blow-dried, and pressed in a fraction of the usual time, silkier feeling hair, increased moisture in hair, sudden "kink and nap-free" hair, frizzie-free hair, split-end free hair, and generally improved conditioning of hair.
4. Hair appearance symptoms include measurably longer, fuller and even looking hair. These symptoms are of insidious onset but first stages can be observed in a matter of weeks and even days. Other hair appearance symptoms are of sudden onset and include silky looking, shiny, relaxed or straight looking, curly textured, fresh, clean, lively, and full bodied hair.
5. Known etiological agent(cause): Wild Growth Hair Oil.
6. Action: a quarter sized shallow pool of Wild Growth Hair Oil is squeezed from the pointed bottle spout onto the palm of one hand >>>then is spread evenly between both hands>>>then is worked into one section of dry or towel dry hair>>>the previous steps are repeated until all sections of the hair are completed>>>the resulting softened, more manageable hair can be easily parted >>>now a small quantity of Wild Growth Hair Oil is squeezed from the pointed spout to the scalp along every hair part(finger can be used to help spread the oil on the scalp by lightly rubbing along the part>>>now hair can be combed or brushed for natural style or; can be blow-dried or pressed for real straight or sophisticated curly styles. Wild Growth Hair Oil can be re-applied when hair and scalp become dry to touch (average 1-3 times per week).
7.Contagion risk: high
8. Methods of transmission: word of mouth, observation of hair transformation results, advertisements in stores, magazines, internet, etc. followed up with purchase and use of Wild Growth Hair Oil.
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