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WILD GROWTH HAIR OIL SOS
(Soap Opera Series)
Presents
The Grapevine Incident
Case #147286. Grapevine Medical
Center, Grapevine TX, USA. Contessa Lee Blair, African American female, age
30, has been held in quarantine for over 15 days. The State Department of
Public Health has ordered local authorities to place Ms. Blair under quarantine
for "an indefinite period of time". Their last report identifies the subject
as a "high contagion risk". Neither the nature or the cause of her condition
has been disclosed. To date, 9/25/97, public health officials have not shed
any light as to what danger to herself and others Ms. Blair poses.
On September 26, 1997, Wild
Growth Co. investigators arrive on the scene and recieve clearance to conduct
an interview with Ms. Blair which began at 9:10 AM. In the recorded interview
that follows much of the mystery and confusion of Contessa Blair's case is
cleared up:
Inteviewer: "When did
you notice that something out of the ordinary was occuring
to you?"
Ms. Blair: "My family
and friends noticed it weeks before I did and had been
telling me about it; but I didn't
pay them any attention until I really
noticed for myself that something
weird was happening on the night that Princess Diane had her fatal accident.
That's how I can remember when it first hit me.That night I was sitting on
the living room sofa watching T.V. when I noticed a light caress-like feeling
on my shoulders and also between my shoulder blades. I froze... and when
I did, the caressing stopped. But I still felt something that was resting
on me, ever so lightly.
I got myself together and got
up to go to the bathroom mirror to see what was on me. As I moved, again I
felt that light caressing; but I kept on moving because I just had to find
out what was happening to me. After what seemed to be an eternity of being
gently violated by unseen hands, I made it through the bathroom doorway.
When I looked in the mirror, I immediately fell down on my knees in tears
and uncontrollably kept on crying to myself with these words, 'I never knew
what shoulder length hair felt like!' What I saw in that mirror was shoulder
length hair for the first time in my life. I had always dreamed of looking
good with shoulder length hair but never figured on how it would actually
feel on me!
Interviewer: "Do you
believe that you have been psychologically or emotionally injured from this
experience? Is it still affecting you today?
Ms. Blair: "That night
I was scared and stressed out because I didn't know what was happening to
me. I guess that experience will be permanently and deeply etched in my memory.
But I don't think that this is necessarily a bad thing. The idea that something
that I never before had in my life suddenly comes into my life and then never
goes away is quite scary. But shoulder length hair is something that I feel
I can live with as long as I let go of the idea that 'this will go away and
things will be back to normal'. It only hurts when I have to remind
myself. So I would rather come to grips with the fact that shoulder length
hair is here and won't go away. I believe any experience becomes a positive
one if you see it as growth rather than a liability.
Interviewer: "Did the
Department of Public Health officials or the medical staff here tell you what
danger to yourself or others you represent? Furthermore, did they find out
why you had and continue to have this experience?"
Ms. Blair: "They are
holding me here because alot of my family members, friends and associates
have had sudden pleasant hair transformation experiences shortly after I
had mine. The government believed that my symptoms have somehow spread to
them through some sort of virus. But other than long, thick, soft, relaxed,
shiny and, I must admit beautiful hair, they haven't found anything wrong
that could be dangerous to anyone. I guess they were just afraid that something
so powerfully infectuous for spreading good can also potentially spread bad
the same way. But now that they just found out that it was only Wild Growth
Hair Oil with all-natural ingredients, no chemicals, and no harmful side-effects
that did all this, they are just going to have to let me go.
Wild Growth Co. investigators
submitted both the interview and their conclusions to the Department of Public
Health. On September 27, 1997 the Department of Public Health released Contessa
Lee Blair from quarantine at the Grapevine Medical Center with a federal
mandate declaring her free of all public health risks with a recommendation
that she resume her normal life.
Based on their conclusive
report, the Department of Public Health issued the following public alert
messages:
1. "Wild Growth Syndrome" is a recent epidemiological
phenomenon afflicting indviduals with extremely coarse, dry and tangled hair
as is commonly found among most Africans and many Middle Easterners.
2. The condition manifests itself
in a variety of symptoms most of which are present in every case.
3. Hair conditioning symptoms are of sudden
"fulminative" onset. They include relaxed texture of hair, softer hair, radically
more manageable hair, hair which can be combed, brushed, braided, blow-dried,
and pressed in a fraction of the usual time, silkier feeling hair, increased
moisture in hair, sudden "kink and nap-free" hair, frizzie-free hair, split-end
free hair, and generally improved conditioning of hair.
4. Hair appearance symptoms include measurably
longer, fuller and even looking hair. These symptoms are of insidious onset
but first stages can be observed in a matter of weeks and even days. Other
hair appearance symptoms are of sudden onset and include silky looking, shiny,
relaxed or straight looking, curly textured, fresh, clean, lively, and full
bodied hair.
5. Known etiological agent(cause): Wild Growth
Hair Oil.
6. Action: a quarter sized shallow pool of Wild
Growth Hair Oil is squeezed from the pointed bottle spout onto the palm of
one hand >>>then is spread evenly between both hands>>>then
is worked into one section of dry or towel dry hair>>>the previous
steps are repeated until all sections of the hair are completed>>>the
resulting softened, more manageable hair can be easily parted >>>now
a small quantity of Wild Growth Hair Oil is squeezed from the pointed
spout to the scalp along every hair part(finger can be used to help spread
the oil on the scalp by lightly rubbing along the part>>>now hair
can be combed or brushed for natural style or; can be blow-dried or pressed
for real straight or sophisticated curly styles. Wild Growth Hair Oil can
be re-applied when hair and scalp become dry to touch (average 1-3 times
per week).
7.Contagion risk: high
8. Methods of transmission: word of mouth, observation
of hair transformation results, advertisements in stores, magazines, internet,
etc. followed up with purchase and use of Wild Growth Hair Oil.
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